1. http://the-sassassassin.tumblr.com/post/100520810847/antler-crowned-loki-loki-smiled

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    Loki smiled and tried to fix his hair. The blanket had made it staticky and he finger combed it out. He stretched like a cat, and sighed deeply. “I will, although from the way she keeps touching her lips, I would say yes.” He said and put his…

    "Physical affection is very nice, especially when it makes you happy. I’m just fussy is all." He smiled and closed his eyes, thinking of Clint. "I have someone in my sights, but they’re quite shy. It will be a challenge then. "

    Loki laid back on Darcy’s shoulder, just resting. “What shall we do before the evening expires?”

    "I guess so. Sometimes it just feels kind of empty when it means nothing." She stared at the ground, her eyes flicked to Natasha. "I want it to mean something." She shook it out of her head.
    "Who is it? Is it Steve? " she poked his head.

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  2. geniusallthewaythrough:

    the-sassassassin:

    Studying. I might need alcohol for this.

    I will be over in five

    perfect.

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  3. wildboywolverine:

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    "Oh come on! That’s such bullshit! You can’t just not go shopping for the first like, 20 years of your life!" She protested, poking him in the shoulder with the mouth of her beer bottle.

    He swatted her hand away, “Do you…

    She shot him a glare and gulped down more beer. “Cheap shot. And I’m fixing that later by the way. Everyone wears eyeliner at some point.” She narrowed her eyes at him.
    “Never have I everrrrr…. Drank before noon.”

    Logan glared at her, and he chugged the hard stuff. “YOu come near me with makeup or that camera and I wont hesitate to break it,” he growled, and ran a hand through his sideburns in thought. “never have i ever … killed someone. “

    “Well, that’s good to hear at least.” She sighed, “Neither have I.”

    She looked him over and remembered how she was sure  he was going to kill her. Maybe she thought wrong.

    “Never have I ever  gotten in a fistfight.”

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  4. http://justrogue.tumblr.com/post/100286253553/the-sassassassin-justrogue

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    Rogue gave a slight roll of her eyes and followed her. There was however a smile on her face, though slight, it was still there. “Ah don’ know ‘bout you, but ah got all day.” She mused.

    Darcy gave her a mischievous grin. “What? Ball of…

    "My favorites. You aren’t allergic to anything, are you?? And we could probably get some of yours," she said, twisting her face when she asked about allergies.

    "No, ‘m not allergic ta anythin’." Rogue said, shaking her head. "Ah can have anythin’." She looked around at the cookies and grabbed the birthday cake oreo’s. “‘re these any good?"

    “Good!” she pulled a box of peanut butter cookies off the shelf and turned to Rogue.  She glared at the cookies.

    “They taste like chemicals, but I’m not going to stop you.” She said, taking back the cookies she shoved in the other woman’s hands and headed for the till. 

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  5. antler-crowned-loki:

    Loki smiled and tried to fix his hair. The blanket had made it staticky and he finger combed it out. He stretched like a cat, and sighed deeply. “I will, although from the way she keeps touching her lips, I would say yes.” He said and put his hands under his chin. “Ive only ever kissed two people before. How many for you?”

    Darcy gave Natasha an appreciative gaze. “You sure that’s not just the pepper?” She gave Loki a lopsided smile, flicking her eyes over to him.

    “Shit, Really? Only two? I should have dared you to kiss someone!” Darcy pouted momentarily. “And Iots. Probably more than I can count. I don’t know, kissing doesn’t really mean anything to me. Usually, people know when I like them, because I do not hesitate to kiss them.” She shrugged.

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  6. tastefullyoffensive:

    Reversed GIFs [via]

    Previously: Animals Being Jerks

    I can’t stop watching the door

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  7. Studying. I might need alcohol for this.

  8. antler-crowned-loki:

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    Darcy took the second blanket and wrapped it around her head like a nun, with nothing but her face poking out, and…

    Loki smiled and tried to fix his hair. The blanket had made it staticky and he finger combed it out. He stretched like a cat, and sighed deeply. “I will, although from the way she keeps touching her lips, I would say yes.” He said and put his hands under his chin. “Ive only ever kissed two people before. How many for you?”

    Darcy gave Natasha an appreciative gaze. “You sure that’s not just the pepper?” She gave Loki a lopsided smile, flicking her eyes over to him.

    “Shit, Really? Only two? I should have dared you to kiss someone!” Darcy pouted momentarily. “And Iots. Probably more than I can count. I don’t know, kissing doesn’t really mean anything to me. Usually, people know when I like them, because I do not hesitate to kiss them.” She shrugged.

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  9. http://wildboywolverine.tumblr.com/post/100296429874/the-sassassassin-wildboywolverine

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    "Oh come on! That’s such bullshit! You can’t just not go shopping for the first like, 20 years of your life!" She protested, poking him in the shoulder with the mouth of her beer bottle.

    He swatted her hand away, “Do you…

    She shot him a glare and gulped down more beer. “Cheap shot. And I’m fixing that later by the way. Everyone wears eyeliner at some point.” She narrowed her eyes at him.
    “Never have I everrrrr…. Drank before noon.”

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  10. wildboywolverine:

    the-sassassassin:

    "Oh come on! That’s such bullshit! You can’t just not go shopping for the first like, 20 years of your life!" She protested, poking him in the shoulder with the mouth of her beer bottle.

    He swatted her hand away, “Do you really think I look like the kind of guy who has money?,’ he asked, snarling at her. it didn’t help that he barely remembered the first 15 years of his life. 

    "Whatever, Mr. Snippy," Darcy grumbled, but took a swig anyways, deciding to humor him. She curled up more on the couch, pulling her legs up to be a barrier between them."Alright, never have I ever…… had a one night stand." And here comes the game of Battleship. Hit…. Miss… Miss… Hit.

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